It cracks me up when the actors on a show are also the producers because I always picture them casting themselves like
"Who’ll play the main character? Ah yes. Me."
u can’t beat the monuments men
umm excuse u
don’t mess with the Polar Express
son we need to talk. about your report card. son did you know your grades spell “ACDC” here is a high five and your bedtime is never
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Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?
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"you can’t copy my homework because our teacher will know that you copied it from me"
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