Went to McDonald’s at midnight and all I saw was this boy behind the counter eatting fries straight out of the fry hopper. I thought he worked there until the manager yelled at him to get out. The guy just started yelling “I’M A PROFESSIONAL” and ran out the door. Must be 420.




i dont understand how people can just get tattoos without even giving it a second thought i cant even find the commitment to stick a sticker somewhere

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one of the scariest things to happen to me was when dad caught a shark and put it in the freezer and i didnt know and at like 3am i came down half asleep with only the flashlight on my phone to see and i opened the freezer and there was a fuckign shaRK 

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do you ever start a multiple choice question and just when you think you have the answer you see “all the above” or “none of the above” opinion and you start you question your entire life?

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when the two smartest kids in the class get different answers


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